Breakups are a bitch. April Wolfe learns to cope by getting wasted and exhibiting some uncharacteristic behaviors--mostly involving bacon. 

This story won 2nd place at the April 15 Ten Fingers! Ten Fingers is a free, all ages San Francisco storytelling event. Anyone can come up to the stage and tell their nonfiction story--any story, as long as it's under ten minutes. More info at storytellingsf.blogspot.com.