What to do when you find out your girlfriend's a hooker
When I was 19 I found out my girlfriend (my first) was a hooker. Instead of breaking up I decided to bust into the whorehouse and rescue her. Fun! The story's about first love, dead parents, a rusty pistol from the civil war and a gift I will always be grateful for.
A live version of the story can be found here: http://www.1000papercuts.com/