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           Last Christmas, I went to New York for the first time. New York was one of the cities that I had really wanted to visit before I graduate from my university. Whenever I watched several...

Man it was fucking hot! 

It was March 1977 in New Jersey, and what was worse I was back inside the good old Pathway Bakery down on Broad Street In Newark. I had finally given up hope, thinking that I was destined for...

I want to make your arms mine again.
With your arms around me,
you kept me warm and I am finally
home.

She was homeless and wanted your arms
as her own.
She plotted and manipulated,
your arms became...

The news that Hosni Mubarak resigns his post was greeted with jubilation from thousands of people across Egypt. Mubarak left Cairo for the family home in Sharm el-Sheikh, which is located on the Red Sea in the Sinai Peninsula. Vice President Omar...

 On a damp rainy evening of Octombre 16th 1984 Reginald Nib found himself smothered under an avalanche of condolatory letters, each briefly but passionately touching upon the subject of his untimely death.

 The story I am about to relate has no basis in truth. It is an entirely made up tale. No one in this saga lives on earth. I am quite literally pulling this story out of my ass. Any similarity to people living or dead is purely coincidental...

  This is a true story.

It happened two days after my father died while I sat next to him on his Hopsice bed, doing nothing in a situation where my training was screaming for me to do something....

 And now, at the start of spring, I give you a summer story.

 

Myself and two associates, Bob and Debbie, made a trip to Chicago from Ohio to make a presentation to one of our major accounts. The presentation went well and was completed in a timely manner. Bob suggested that we leave right away to airport to...

I was 25 and I needed a good lawyer for the first time in my life.  I called my mother for advice.  She was in law school at the time, but she did what I expected her to do.  As she barely contained her mirth, she ticked...

On the first day of junior high school, I decided to make a statement to the other students, a declaration of principles about who I was and what I stood for. That's why I wore a Superman T-shirt.  I didn't realize that something...

            When I was a boy, I would often be caught daydreaming, mostly about my father. My behavior was not unique. Many boys, particularly those who grow up without their dads, spend time...

Awhile back, a slightly off-center, pot-smoking intellectual named Norm Roulet introduced Drupal, open source networking and the concept of accountability in local government to Northeast Ohio.

That experiment is REALNEO at...

Julian's Messes Today:
1. Kleenex everywhere
2. Water all over the floor in the bathroom
3. Bowls and small appliances out of the cupboard and all over the floor
4. the number of poopy diapers today
5. Applesauce...

 

 

 

 

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